Why You Should Be a Death Eater
1. You get to wear a cool mask.
2. Everybody looks slimmer in black.
3. We have badass snake tatoos.
4. You get to use Unforgivable Curses at will.
5. You’re safe from Voldemort’s wrath… sometimes.
6. You get to hang out with other crazies.
7. Voldemort is kind of scary… but a cool guy for the most part.
8. It’s nearly impossible for your leader to die… He has two less lives than a cat.
9. You don’t need to eat food. You can just eat death.
10. Why shouldn’t you be?
